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jonno1
 


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That is the legendary MORONIC INTERROGATIVE. Credit for the term to Rory McGrath
  
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nigethecat wrote:
People using the incorrect spelling of “brakes” by using “breaks” instead Evil or Very Mad

“Are you putting the breaks on working on your breaks before you brake something ?” arrrrggghhh !!!

I’m going to have a brake from this topic Laughing


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i've seen "sort" for "sought" today but just spotted this

Quote:
"Three Dead, Others Injured in Columbia Icefields Site-Seeing Bus Rollover in Alberta Rockies"


as a headline for an article saying
Quote:
"Three people were killed and more than a dozen others were critically injured when a glacier sightseeing bus rolled at one of the most popular attractions in the Rocky Mountains, the Columbia Icefield."


Is it worse because the writer clearly DOES know the correct version but just can't be arsed ?
  
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Either of them could be incorrect. If the bus tour was to look at specific sites for a project, it would be a site-seeing tour. If just going to look at the view then a sight-seeing tour. 8)
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today it's t@wats who stick a towbar on their car but dont bother to look up what rules then apply when towing. Like the muppet with the X5 towing a race trailer doing well over 80 in the outside lane coming up the M40. Where's plod at times like this?

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Disco_Mikey wrote:
nigethecat wrote:
People using the incorrect spelling of “brakes” by using “breaks” instead Evil or Very Mad

“Are you putting the breaks on working on your breaks before you brake something ?” arrrrggghhh !!!

I’m going to have a brake from this topic Laughing


Brought/bought still riles me Censored


On a similar note - Incorrect use of the word sat instead of sitting. Twisted Evil Laughing
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al cope wrote:
today it's t@wats who stick a towbar on their car but dont bother to look up what rules then apply when towing. Like the muppet with the X5 towing a race trailer doing well over 80 in the outside lane coming up the M40. Where's plod at times like this?

Al


U think looking up the rules means peeps will obey them? Like when the beeb bleats on “if the thief that’s stolen the collection tin knew the consequences they wouldn’t have done it”. No, they don’t give a Censored
   
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al cope
 


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@DSL - I agree, just wanted to get it off my chest Thumbs Up

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Good to hear. Thumbs Up
   
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Yea good to get it off your chest Thumbs Up

Censored People !! ,
Why do people think they can control you and know what’s best for you and why did you do that and you shouldn’t do this , and why wasn’t we invited !! (Ex sister in law )

No one was invited it was just the 2 of us so feck off and keep your gob shut !!! This is my life and I’m VERY VERY happy with it Censored Censored Censored

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Crikey Stew, you only got married Friday and she's having a go? That's the honeymoon over then?


BTW... i was glad you said ex-SiL as I was worried you meant Julia Whistle
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Virgin cable!!! digging up the path car is covered in dust street blocked off, leaning barriers on my newly painted fence, non of the workers speaking english and just shrugging when you ask them to move it saying they don't speak english

thanks for letting me get that off my chest
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This time last year, almost to the day, a truck delivering plant to a builder down the lane destroyed my fence -


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1 year later, a truck delivering tarmac to the same site has done it again! Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil

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Do you cut your hedges with a laser, Richard?! Shocked Thumbs Up
 
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