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Scott #55
 


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Adverts on Amazon Prime. A lot of the programmes on there are made for the American market and so have natural breaks built in for ads. Does Amazon use them? Does it Censored . Ad placing is akin to me, after a few pints, hitting 'pause' on the remote and announcing that I'm off for a pee, with zero regard for the bit if the film we're at.

If we need to suffer adverts, at least put them in where the breaks are made for them.
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HairyFool wrote:
horse faeces if deposited by a generally healthy horse will have nothing that would cause harm due to their herbivour diet.


My late father used to swear by said deposits' as garden manure.
  
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Scott #55 wrote:
Adverts on Amazon Prime. A lot of the programmes on there are made for the American market and so have natural breaks built in for ads. Does Amazon use them? Does it Censored . Ad placing is akin to me, after a few pints, hitting 'pause' on the remote and announcing that I'm off for a pee, with zero regard for the bit if the film we're at.

If we need to suffer adverts, at least put them in where the breaks are made for them.


film 4 winds me up adverts get longer and longer as the film progresses so much so that you can forget the thread of the film given up watching anything on there now
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Post #236642812th Apr 2024 10:43 am
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Just subscribe to avoid the adverts. Thumbs Up
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People who park close when there’re plenty of empty spaces near them.

It must be the herd instinct.

In Wickes car park today, a very nice Maserati Ghibli - not new but looking good, pulled into a space in the row across the aisle in front of me. I was sitting my D4 looking at my receipts. The guy got out, and went in the store.
Then, an old Honda Civic came in, ignored all the vacant spaces around the Maserati, and parked up right next to his offside…

Out got Sid & Doris Bonkers , obviously not petrol heads at all, and off they went into the store.

I just sat there thinking wtf. People eh?
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I think Sid and Doris Bonkers are who Private Eye list as the entire viewership of Talk TV!

It's a psychological thing - people need a reference. Sad, but true!
 
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On the opposite side of the coin those that park so far apart they take up 1 1/2 spaces Mad

Where we pick up our grandchildren space is at a premium at the end of the day and everyone will have struggled on one day to get a space to park. There are markers for each bay although they are not as clear as they could be.

In a row of about 25 spaces there frequently are only 20 cars because people seem incapable of judging how far away from the next car they need to be to get one set of doors open. Quite often they are so far apart both cars could have doors open full width and still walk between them.

There is one parent who drives a restored original Mini Cooper Clubman and I did smile when he slipped it in between two cars, slipped out of his door and went in. The look of thunder on one of the parents came back was a picture.

It doesn't help when the car park looks like a Land Rover Dealership most days.
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HWN
 


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When I had by badly scratched, dented RRS with bits of trim missing, people would avoid parking next to me, presumably on the grounds that if I treated my own car like that, I wouldn't care too much about theirs.
 
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indeed always avoid the banged about ones cos they arnt bothered
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Post #236659415th Apr 2024 7:57 am
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HWN wrote:


It's a psychological thing - people need a reference. Sad, but true!


That's my guess too. They use other cars to show them where the lines are. What's amazing to me is that even with another car to guide them, these halfwits seem incapable of parking properly in the space they've chosen. Rolling Eyes
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Tire puncture. Censored
  
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Importing stuff from Poland! It used to be so easy!!! Evil or Very Mad
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Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)

Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)

No longer the Old Buses original owner Sad
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control 
 
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kajtzu wrote:
Tyre puncture. Censored


There, fixed that for you. Whistle

Unless of course you are bored of punctures.
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kajtzu
 


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Laughing

My sincere apologies for being an European and spelling like an American Laughing
  
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Nasher
 


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Hei Kajtzu, ole hyvä.

Having spent quite a bit of time in Tampere over the years I was a little surprised you favoured the spelling of our Blueberry pie eating, cousin Censored ing, neighbours from over the thankfully wide ocean.

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