maxbasscat
Member Since: 03 Jan 2016
Location: Cambridgeshire
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While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for...
I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”
"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said,
"I feel a lot better but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile.
"Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch with the Harley, I guess!" D3 2.7 Zermatt silver (not another one)
D3 4.4 V8 Zambezi silver
D3 4.4 V8 Adriatic Blue
D3 2.7 (gone) Tonga Green
D3 4.4 V8 LHD Tonga Green
FFRR TDV8
Defender 300
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sasdiscos
Member Since: 22 Feb 2013
Location: Northants
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 You remind me of a younger me, not much younger mind...perhaps even a little older!
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| 5th Feb 2019 3:54 pm |
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Ted Newman
Member Since: 09 Oct 2010
Location: SE London
Posts: 840
 
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As an ex biker I find that very amusing  LR Discovery 4 XS pulling an Airstream 532 Caravan also own (since new) a 1996 MGF
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| 5th Feb 2019 5:15 pm |
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maxbasscat
Member Since: 03 Jan 2016
Location: Cambridgeshire
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I knew i had heard it before! Now what was I going upstairs for?  old age.......thing is if you’ve seen or heard it before you can laugh again and again I know I do. D3 2.7 Zermatt silver (not another one)
D3 4.4 V8 Zambezi silver
D3 4.4 V8 Adriatic Blue
D3 2.7 (gone) Tonga Green
D3 4.4 V8 LHD Tonga Green
FFRR TDV8
Defender 300
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| 5th Feb 2019 5:22 pm |
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ianm27
Member Since: 02 Jun 2016
Location: Hertfordshire
Posts: 2154
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Seems like it was time for it's annual outing Uncle Ray's spare wheel protector
Limo Tint
Blackvue front & rear dashcam
Cruise control switch pack
Bodsy's remote for FBH
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| 6th Feb 2019 11:10 am |
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