Member Since: 13 Apr 2018
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Help required
Middle daughters birthday sleepover, with 5 friends.
1 lactose intolerant, 1 vegetarian, 1 only gluten free, 1 with a broken hand, and 3 broken fingers. 1 got run over in middle of week and broken leg in 2 places, and we’ve got a 3 storey house.
All of them have mobiles that are going off every 2 mins.
My 7yo daughter is trying to be 11.
My 13yo daughter is hiding and being grumpy.
Can someone please arrange a national emergency that makes their parents want to come an collect them. Plllllleeeeeease.....😳MY07 Freelander2 SE Santorini Black - Gone
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29th Mar 2019 7:21 pm
Sea Raider
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What you need is a holiday home that needs checking for insurance purposes
That was my excuse when the daughter had friends over.
I took the dog and disappeared for the weekend
Peace perfect peace
29th Mar 2019 7:25 pm
Rnclayton
Member Since: 13 Apr 2018
Location: Radstock, Bath
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Tried to convince SWMBO that the tin tent needed readying for Easter.
Didn’t work...
She reminded me that I don’t have a car to tow it.... MY07 Freelander2 SE Santorini Black - Gone
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29th Mar 2019 7:31 pm
Moo D3 Decade
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29th Mar 2019 7:32 pm
Rnclayton
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Thanks Moo.
Not older than 39 1/2... just over .MY07 Freelander2 SE Santorini Black - Gone
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take it no-one swallowed the (non)Brexit as enough of a "National Emergency" then ?
I see ASDA have re-introduced their "buy 6 wines get 25% off" offer … were they expecting partying/drowning-of-sorrows tonight ???
29th Mar 2019 11:07 pm
al cope
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I would just do jelly and ice cream with the strongest orange squash you can get followed by orange smarties and loads of pink shrimps, and then send them all home.
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30th Mar 2019 9:01 am
Rnclayton
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I would still have to deal with my own children then....MY07 Freelander2 SE Santorini Black - Gone
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30th Mar 2019 9:23 am
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30th Mar 2019 9:38 am
J@mes
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4G blockers and change the wifi password.
They'll have to talk to each other then.
In future you could also bar anyone with special dietary requirements or injuries that require extra care.
Would certainly have helped in this case!2014 D4 XS
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