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KiwiD4
Member Since: 17 Aug 2017
Location: Christchurch
Posts: 310
  
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  King of the typo.
MY11 D4 5.0 V8, Bournville, lots of goodies!
Now departed: '85 RR Vogue, '94 D1, '95 D1, '70 SIIA, '97 D1, '04 D2a. All V8, except for the SIIA - but that drank as much petrol anyway!
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galwaygreen
Member Since: 30 Oct 2011
Location: plymouth
Posts: 6525
 
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crackin
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| 10th May 2019 10:01 pm |
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marsie
Member Since: 28 Feb 2010
Location: Sheffieldish
Posts: 1807
 
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I know someone who was claiming disability benefit due to being a dwarf. For a while now he has been struggling to put food on the table!  Previous Discos
1989 200tdi 3dr
1994 300tdi ES
1995 3.9 ES (x3)
2000 4.0 adventurer
2001 4.0 ES
2005 D3 HSE (zambesi silver)
2007 D3 SE (Lugano teal)
2011 D4 XS (Baltic Blue)
2008 D3 HSE PREMIUM (buckingham blue)
2009 D4 XS (Nara bronze)
2006 D3 Metropolis (Java Black)
2012my D4 HSE (indus silver)
2013 D4 XS (Firenze red)
Current 2017 D5 first edition (silicone silver)
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| 12th May 2019 10:54 pm |
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Hardware
Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
Posts: 13024
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at the risk of being seen to endorse the site's new apartheight leanings ... is stature best joke ?
would get my coat but someone's put it on the highest peg.
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| 13th May 2019 6:44 am |
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Pelyma
Member Since: 06 Jan 2005
Location: Patching, Sussex
Posts: 15496
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Our feck off you lot and pick on someone your own size. DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
D4 HSE Lux - Montalcino Red Gone
Porsche Cayenne V8 Diesel S
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| 13th May 2019 7:50 am |
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RRSTDV8
Member Since: 07 Apr 2014
Location: Here
Posts: 13557
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I had a chat with a dwarf in the pub recently. Didn't end well - he accused me of talking down to him! Visiting from rrsport.co.uk
2012 RRS SDV6
2008 RRS TDV8
"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!"
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| 13th May 2019 8:11 am |
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marsie
Member Since: 28 Feb 2010
Location: Sheffieldish
Posts: 1807
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According to my BMI i am considerably underheight. For my weight i should be about 9'3"  Previous Discos
1989 200tdi 3dr
1994 300tdi ES
1995 3.9 ES (x3)
2000 4.0 adventurer
2001 4.0 ES
2005 D3 HSE (zambesi silver)
2007 D3 SE (Lugano teal)
2011 D4 XS (Baltic Blue)
2008 D3 HSE PREMIUM (buckingham blue)
2009 D4 XS (Nara bronze)
2006 D3 Metropolis (Java Black)
2012my D4 HSE (indus silver)
2013 D4 XS (Firenze red)
Current 2017 D5 first edition (silicone silver)
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| 15th May 2019 7:05 pm |
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RRSTDV8
Member Since: 07 Apr 2014
Location: Here
Posts: 13557
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You and me both! Visiting from rrsport.co.uk
2012 RRS SDV6
2008 RRS TDV8
"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!"
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| 15th May 2019 7:24 pm |
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NoDo$h
Member Since: 02 May 2006
Location: Finding new and exciting ways to milk badgers.
Posts: 19689
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Pelyma wrote:Our feck off you lot and pick on someone your own size.
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.
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| 15th May 2019 7:41 pm |
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marsie
Member Since: 28 Feb 2010
Location: Sheffieldish
Posts: 1807
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A dwarf was left speechless after being pickpocketed- he never believed anyone could stoop so low! Previous Discos
1989 200tdi 3dr
1994 300tdi ES
1995 3.9 ES (x3)
2000 4.0 adventurer
2001 4.0 ES
2005 D3 HSE (zambesi silver)
2007 D3 SE (Lugano teal)
2011 D4 XS (Baltic Blue)
2008 D3 HSE PREMIUM (buckingham blue)
2009 D4 XS (Nara bronze)
2006 D3 Metropolis (Java Black)
2012my D4 HSE (indus silver)
2013 D4 XS (Firenze red)
Current 2017 D5 first edition (silicone silver)
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| 26th May 2019 11:18 pm |
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GFE
Member Since: 11 Nov 2018
Location: Dorset
Posts: 119
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The other day I was walking by a prison, when I noticed dwarf inmate escaping. As he was climbing down the exterior wall, he looked down at me and sneered. And I thought, that's a little con descending.
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| 27th May 2019 6:16 am |
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GFE
Member Since: 11 Nov 2018
Location: Dorset
Posts: 119
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My neighbour is a dwarf , I saw him at the bus stop the other day , I shouted over to him , do you want a lift ? Hop in , he said no so I zipped up my rucksack and kept walking
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| 27th May 2019 6:19 am |
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