At a wine merchant's, the regular wine taster died and the director
started looking for a new one to hire.
A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.
The director of the merchants wondered how to send him away.
They gave him a glass to drink. He tried it and said, "It's a Muscat,
three Years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers.
Low grade but acceptable."
"That's correct", said the boss.
Another glass....
"It's a cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels,
matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for finest results."
"Correct."
A third glass...
''It's a pinot blanc champagne, high grade and exclusive'' calmly said
the drunk..
The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary to suggest something.
She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine. The
alcoholic tried it..
"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if you don't
give me the job, I'll name the father."Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.
2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
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5th Jun 2019 11:11 am
Rnclayton
Member Since: 13 Apr 2018
Location: Radstock, Bath
Posts: 564
Hadn't heard that one before MY07 Freelander2 SE Santorini Black - Gone
MY10 D4 XS Buckingham Blue
MY06 D3 HSE
5th Jun 2019 11:17 am
ianm27
Member Since: 02 Jun 2016
Location: Hertfordshire
Posts: 2154
Uncle Ray's spare wheel protector
Limo Tint
Blackvue front & rear dashcam
Cruise control switch pack
Bodsy's remote for FBH
5th Jun 2019 11:17 am
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
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Member Since: 13 Apr 2018
Location: Radstock, Bath
Posts: 564
DSL - Hadn't bought my D4 then, so was only looking at the horror stories...Wish I'd believed some of them now... MY07 Freelander2 SE Santorini Black - Gone
MY10 D4 XS Buckingham Blue
MY06 D3 HSE
5th Jun 2019 11:51 am
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 73092
These little ditties have been distracting us from our financial/ownership pains for many, many years.
5th Jun 2019 11:58 am
Oswiperus D3 Decade
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Stu
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D3 2005 base manual - gone
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