NJSS
Member Since: 06 May 2009
Location: Catherington, Hampshire.
Posts: 10808
  
|
Use the wipers. It’s starting to rain.
You’re drifting, so stay in your lane.
Slow down! Yellow light!
It’s a left — not a right!
Backseat drivers — a car owner’s bane!
“I’m locked out of my sports car,” said Lee
to a cop while he stood helplessly.
“Man, your ragtop is DOWN,”
said the cop with a frown.
“Just reach in there and pull out your key!”
It appears that my car needs repairs;
From the noise, you would swear that some bears
Are marauding inside,
Which ain’t good for the ride…
And impairs surreptitious affairs.
A guy with his foot in a cast
Was driving his car way too fast.
His wheel struck a hole.
He lost all control,
And the time for a cast was surpassed
Though cars with no driver sound scary
And sharing their roads makes me wary,
Software doesn’t use gels,
Comb its tresses, dial cells,
Or smoke cigs, so the concept’s less hairy. Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.
2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
|
 16th Oct 2019 10:42 am |
|
|
|
|
NJSS
Member Since: 06 May 2009
Location: Catherington, Hampshire.
Posts: 10808
|
Hugh  Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.
2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
|
| 16th Oct 2019 7:25 pm |
|
|
Aerialmark
Member Since: 21 Jun 2015
Location: Burnley (Where the M65 is cobbled)
Posts: 5192
  
|
In these modern days
Isn't it a shame
All new Land rovers
Look the bleeding same
As if thats not bad enough
They now use cheaper stuff
So now the Land Rover brand
Ain,t really all that grand
I,ll get my coat  The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything they have.
|
| 16th Oct 2019 7:36 pm |
|
|
|
|
Hardware
Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
Posts: 13024
|
The issue, it seems, at J L R
Is they designed a reasonable car
And they thought that looks nice
Can we copy it … twice
Or 3 times. Or 4
We can do even more …
And now they all look the  same
|
| 16th Oct 2019 7:44 pm |
|
|
|
|
Hardware
Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
Posts: 13024
|
thought you'd have signed that "E-type J Thribb" ????
|
| 16th Oct 2019 7:52 pm |
|
|
|
|
