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NJSS
 


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50 Shades of Grey for Seniors

50 Shades of Grey for Seniors



Back and forth. . . in and out. . . in and out . . . a little to the right. . .a little to the left . . . she could feel the sweat on her forehead. . . between her breasts and trickling down the small of her back. . . she was getting near to the end.

He was in ecstasy. . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved. forwards then backwards. . forward then backward again. . . and again. her heart was pounding now. . .

Her face was flushed. . . she moaned softly at first, then began to groan louder. . . finally, totally exhausted, she let out a piercing scream. . .
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"OK, OK, you smug b Censored d ! I can't parallel park. You do it!"
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2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
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