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Someone-Gone
 


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Some of the photos just don’t lend themselves to funny remarks. Not that I am saying it applies to yours. Thumbs Up
  
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HWN
 


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Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
Post #212695310th Mar 2020 6:59 am
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Pelyma
  


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Coronavirus was getting closer, but Burt was ready with his ultimate Range Rover Sport.
 DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
D4 HSE Lux - Montalcino Red Gone
Porsche Cayenne V8 Diesel S 
 
Post #212695910th Mar 2020 7:29 am
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Someone-Gone
 


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Land Rover Customer Services ready and waiting for the next complaint. Whistle
  
Post #212696510th Mar 2020 7:42 am
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RRSTDV8
 


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"2020's new go-to NC500 touring vehicle has been launched. Designed to protect occupants from "the grumpy locals"..." Laughing
 Visiting from rrsport.co.uk
2012 RRS SDV6
2008 RRS TDV8
"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!" 
 
Post #212696910th Mar 2020 8:16 am
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Hardware
 


Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
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United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

"responding to criticism, JLR have offered a simple fix to the instability issues being reported when the detachable tow-bar breaks loose from the mounting socket."
  
Post #212697210th Mar 2020 8:28 am
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Aerialmark
 


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Harry & Megan pop round to William and Kates to say goodbye .
 The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything they have. 
 
Post #212703910th Mar 2020 1:30 pm
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al cope
 


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You know you said you wanted to get this scaffold tube home but it wouldnt fit inside - well I think I have found a way of transporting it Whistle

Al
 Volvo XC90 B5 Plus Dark
Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
Ancient - D3 TDV6 S - Tonga with Ebony, 20" Stormers, satnav & DVD 
 
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Moo
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Ukraine 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

Just popping out to Lidl.
 D4 HSE EU6 (Known as Jeeves)

New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!) Sold

Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)

Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)

No longer the Old Buses original owner Sad
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control 
 
Post #212706910th Mar 2020 3:24 pm
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al cope
 


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^^^ to buy loo roll

Al
 Volvo XC90 B5 Plus Dark
Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
Ancient - D3 TDV6 S - Tonga with Ebony, 20" Stormers, satnav & DVD 
 
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....... and to complete the ‘camo’ effect, you can even specify a tub of flowers for the roof. Guaranteed to help you blend in.
  
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Hardware
 


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United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

Did this competition self isolate ?
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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
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Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed

RRSTDV8 gets the crown.

Sorry, I was too busy painting my RRS NATO Forest Green...
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
Post #213213127th Mar 2020 11:32 am
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Quote:
RRSTDV8 gets the crown.
... but goes into lockdown with it ?  
Post #21356687th Apr 2020 10:21 am
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RRSTDV8
 


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Wow, sorry, missed this entirely! I'll have to find a piccy...
 Visiting from rrsport.co.uk
2012 RRS SDV6
2008 RRS TDV8
"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!" 
 
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