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Batfink
 


Member Since: 31 May 2017
Location: Isle of Sheppey
Posts: 1522

United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

Dave quickly realised that he had misunderstood when his mates said he needed to pimp his ride to get more fanny.
 2006 TdV6 HSE.  
Post #211249812th Jan 2020 9:10 pm
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2mucky
 


Member Since: 23 Aug 2019
Location: waikato
Posts: 24

New Zealand 2006 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

Hmm - I'm not sure this Ebay heater fan is an "factory" fit as advertised.....
  
Post #211251812th Jan 2020 11:18 pm
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Hardware
 


Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
Posts: 13019

United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4






A spokesman for Boeing strenuously denied that cost-cutting in the 737 Max design stages was behind the latest accident and said the loss of the engine was "100% pilot error".




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Post #211253713th Jan 2020 8:30 am
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RRSTDV8
 


Member Since: 07 Apr 2014
Location: Here
Posts: 13550

United Kingdom 

Elton John hates it when fans drop in unannounced...
 Visiting from rrsport.co.uk
2012 RRS SDV6
2008 RRS TDV8
"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!" 
 
Post #211254413th Jan 2020 9:09 am
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al cope
 


Member Since: 08 Nov 2005
Location: Oldbury, WM
Posts: 10353

England 

So I have picked riverblanche as this weeks winner Thumbs Up - over to you RB to pick the next picture

Al
 Volvo XC90 B5 Plus Dark
Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
Ancient - D3 TDV6 S - Tonga with Ebony, 20" Stormers, satnav & DVD 
 
Post #211347817th Jan 2020 8:51 am
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riverblanche
 


Member Since: 31 Aug 2010
Location: retford'ish
Posts: 2227

England 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

Thanks Al

Thumbs Up
 Transit! 2019
Gone D3 HSE 2008
Another Porsche Cayenne 2022
Gone Porsche Cayenne 2020
Gone RRS HSE Dynamic 2016
Gone RRS HSE LUX 2011
Gone RRS HSE 2006
Gone D3 SE 2.7 2008
gone D2 Td5 1999

I plan on living forever and so far so good !

Club DG Mclaren stuff
 
Post #211378018th Jan 2020 11:17 am
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riverblanche
 


Member Since: 31 Aug 2010
Location: retford'ish
Posts: 2227

England 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

New Picture for the coming week, winner on Friday 24th Jan Thumbs Up


 Transit! 2019
Gone D3 HSE 2008
Another Porsche Cayenne 2022
Gone Porsche Cayenne 2020
Gone RRS HSE Dynamic 2016
Gone RRS HSE LUX 2011
Gone RRS HSE 2006
Gone D3 SE 2.7 2008
gone D2 Td5 1999

I plan on living forever and so far so good !

Club DG Mclaren stuff
 
Post #211378218th Jan 2020 11:19 am
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Pelyma
  


Member Since: 06 Jan 2005
Location: Patching, Sussex
Posts: 15496

England 

Sweeney Todd closes his old business and opens a new one.
 DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
D4 HSE Lux - Montalcino Red Gone
Porsche Cayenne V8 Diesel S 
 
Post #211388318th Jan 2020 4:10 pm
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Moo
D3 Decade 


Member Since: 13 Aug 2010
Location: UK
Posts: 14409

Ukraine 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

Britain’s economy makes some progress five years after Brexit following closer regulatory alignment with other third world nations.
 D4 HSE EU6 (Known as Jeeves)

New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!) Sold

Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)

Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)

No longer the Old Buses original owner Sad
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control 
 
Post #211388618th Jan 2020 4:17 pm
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Dexter
 


Member Since: 21 Sep 2007
Location: Aberdeenshire
Posts: 1394

Scotland 

Tongue and Ham Shank next door Smile
  
Post #211388718th Jan 2020 4:19 pm
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HWN
 


Member Since: 23 Feb 2018
Location: Near Llanybydder (near Puff!)
Posts: 4582

Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

"The doors have proved very useful - I wonder what we can use the rest of the TARDIS for?"

"Nah, mate. We're Highway Butchery. If you want Highway Robbery, the Land Rover dealer is third on the right after the roundabout."
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
Post #211388818th Jan 2020 4:25 pm
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Stevepd
 


Member Since: 06 Mar 2018
Location: Wiltshire
Posts: 392

United Kingdom 

Michael Barrymore opens a full treatment Spa.
 visiting from www.rrsport.co.uk  
Post #211389018th Jan 2020 4:31 pm
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MJD 3
 


Member Since: 10 Feb 2016
Location: Teesside
Posts: 311

United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

The new M1 service station wasn’t all it was cracked up to be!
 General Grabber AT3's
EGR Valves Blanked
Aluminium sump guard
Tree/Rock sliders.
Bank Account - Empty. 
 
Post #211400218th Jan 2020 10:26 pm
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HWN
 


Member Since: 23 Feb 2018
Location: Near Llanybydder (near Puff!)
Posts: 4582

Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

"We call ourselves 'Highway Butchery' because we dismembered Harry Secombe one Sunday evening"
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
Post #211410419th Jan 2020 1:58 pm
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Batfink
 


Member Since: 31 May 2017
Location: Isle of Sheppey
Posts: 1522

United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

Who could have predicted in this modern age just how much choice you would have when it came to beating your meat.
 2006 TdV6 HSE.  
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