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Scott #55
 


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I gave SWMBO a nurse's uniform last night and told her to put it on.

"Oh, are we up for some fun?"

"No, we're out of bog roll."  
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Hardware
 


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United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

Batfink might have copyright on that. Page 1 of this thread .


Dean
====================================

2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms  
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HWN
 


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Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

^^^ Blimey, Dean's memorising them now. Shocked 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
  
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Scott #55
 


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Hardware wrote:
Batfink might have copyright on that. Page 1 of this thread


Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. And it was bog roll we needed, not bread.  
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Hardware
 


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United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

Even my addled grey matter can remember portions of yesterday. .


Dean
====================================

2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms  
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United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

 .


Dean
====================================

2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms  
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HWN
 


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Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

I'm just waiting for all the letters to Private Eye that sign off "I would get out more but..." 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
  
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Batfink
 


Member Since: 31 May 2017
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United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

It’s all good. I smile at shiny things so am easily pleased Thumbs Up 2006 TdV6 HSE.  
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Batfink
 


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United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

 2006 TdV6 HSE.  
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8) 

Last edited by Someone-Gone on 23rd Apr 2020 7:02 am. Edited 1 time in total 
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Sea Raider
 


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Found a way of bending the rules to get out and about

https://www.facebook.com/377062642839494/p...=e&d=n

PS - keep it to yourself Whistle  
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 23.5MY Defender 90 X-Dynamic SE D250 MHEV Pangea Green  
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PROFSR G
 


Member Since: 06 Mar 2017
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Ukraine 2009 Discovery 3 TDV6 Commercial XS Auto Stornoway GreyDiscovery 3

 yµ (idµ - eAµ) ψ=mψ

  
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Batfink
 


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United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

 2006 TdV6 HSE.  
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Ukraine 2009 Discovery 3 TDV6 Commercial XS Auto Stornoway GreyDiscovery 3

 yµ (idµ - eAµ) ψ=mψ

  
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