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Moo
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He was lucky. I got six fines totalling nearly 800 Euros Big Cry on my last trip to our French home in the Dordogne in the summer. In the 26 years we had the house I only had one fine prior to that and my wife thought that was 90 Euros well spent so she could 'admire' the young Gendarme on his motorbike, tight jodhpurs with apparently the sexiest voice and accent she's ever heard Shocked Laughing

Its a very efficient system they have to catch you, fine you and enable you to pay. It's seamless. Laughing
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must be new then, I got caught in February doing an adjusted 34mph coming into a 30mph zone from a 40mph zone. I couldn't book onto a speed awareness course due to the obvious so I ended up getting let off Very Happy
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RRSTDV8
 


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I did my speed awareness course over Microsoft Teams owing to lockdown. A couple of hours sat at my desk at home with none of the messing around of going to a venue and mixing with criminals. Laughing

The course was actually quite interesting in parts. Thumbs Up
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Yup, first speeding ticket in 25 years back in January (Oxford A34 bypass, van on the bridge, usual BS).

Took them forever to work out how they would put me on the course, then did it via Zoom. Couple of hotty housewives on the course, so spent most of the 90 minutes admiring the scenery Whistle
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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Mine didn't allow us to see each other, just the teacher or whatever slides were being shown. So we just heard each other when answering questions and there was no scenery.

The A34 around Oxford has a fair amount of camera van activity, particularly the Botley junction, although they also put them on a couple of bridges between Oxford and Abingdon.
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NoDo$h wrote:
Yup, first speeding ticket in 25 years back in January (Oxford A34 bypass, van on the bridge, usual BS).

Took them forever to work out how they would put me on the course, then did it via Zoom. Couple of hotty housewives on the course, so spent most of the 90 minutes admiring the scenery Whistle


Do you think there's a thread on Mumsnet or somewhere with two women saying something similar about being on a Zoom speed awareness course with NoDo$h? Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
 
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Something along the lines of "this old guy was sat there staring at the screen and mumbling occasionally"? Rolling with laughter
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Post #219443917th Dec 2020 10:57 am
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RogB wrote:
ISTR seeing an article that made it almost impossible for UK enforcement to impose and chase camera traffic offences on European citizens, but that the same rules didn't apply in reverse. Something to do with database access, they can access ours but we cant access theirs

So we cant chase a French national (for example) for getting caught on a Gatso but the French police can log into UK DVLA and get the drivers details straight away.


Wrong.

Until a few years ago 3 countries did not sign up to the directive. UK was one of them. It wasn't other countries refusing to grant access.
You will find that its the UK's inability (or unwillingness) to actively and efficiently chase non-national fines rather than the fault of everyone else...
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well I was partially right Laughing
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RRSTDV8 wrote:
Something along the lines of "this old guy was sat there drooling at the screen and mumbling occasionally"? Rolling with laughter


FTFY Laughing
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Title of this thread needs changed to Confessional. Whistle Whistle
   
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Looks like I got away with it.

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 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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Not so sure...

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NoDo$h
 


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Shocked Embarassed Whistle

Nothing to see, move along now....
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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NoDo$h wrote:
Looks like I got away with it.

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I'd forgotten the apartheight thing ... perhaps you got away with it because they could only see the top of your head ? Whistle
  
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