Popelka
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EDIT
took out all jokes except last one; as I appeared to have offended someone
A man says to his wife "tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time".
His wife replies "You've got a bigger d1-ck than your brother" Experience is a difficult teacher, because she gives the test first and then the lesson afterwards!!!!
Last edited by Popelka on 12th Oct 2008 3:24 am. Edited 3 times in total
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norto
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This is not appropriate for an open forum
keep this stuff for the pub  Pete
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| 12th Oct 2008 2:01 am |
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Popelka
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I appear to have offended to the first person who read the list of jokes 
sorry if you found it offending; however I had placed them in the jokes section and as you saw this is an OPEN Forum  Experience is a difficult teacher, because she gives the test first and then the lesson afterwards!!!!
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| 12th Oct 2008 3:24 am |
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I thought they were quite good 
But some were a bit close..... 
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| 12th Oct 2008 3:37 am |
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Rescue01
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didn't see the jokes 
boy people are sensitive.
open forum for rants and pointless stuff 
maybee should read not for poltically correct sensitive or those who take life too seriosly forum
i think in these times of world problems we need to laugh at each other and not take ouselves too serious,i do draw the line at peodo stuff those who joke should be,well lets leave that to your imagination because if i said it someone would be upset. anyway enjoy smile laugh be cynical and take life as it is Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!
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| 12th Oct 2008 8:04 pm |
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DG
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Rescue01 wrote:open forum for rants and pointless stuff
Doesn't mean open season for offensive posts though ...there is a fine line 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021
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| 12th Oct 2008 8:08 pm |
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90BHP
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I'm not easily offended - but my Kids have friends via the forum and often look over my shoulder at events, photos and to see where we are going next. They are sensible, pc savvy etc But open means it's open to all ages too "To finish first, one first has to finish ...."
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| 12th Oct 2008 8:12 pm |
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Rescue01
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as i said i didnt see the post, i agree a fine line with some things but should we all be adult enough to say i should not read anymore  i have a young family and i am very protective of that, anyone enters my house without permission(read thief) will not walk out i am the same as every protective dad out there.
We all go to work go to meetings and meet people who say things we dont agree with every day.
But as a British person we have a sense of humor that the rest of the world do not understand.
Dg i am not taking anything away from you and your position to moderate,couldn't do it mysel.as i said i didnt see the post so maybe i am replying to something that would upset me,but as it was on a open forum i would walk away and ignore futher posts.
thanks for your reply we are all hopefully members of a forum of like minded people who are all decent people Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!
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| 12th Oct 2008 8:26 pm |
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norto
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Quote:didn't see the jokes
Then dont get involved  , there are kids and women on this forum and
they need to be considered Pete
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| 12th Oct 2008 8:28 pm |
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90BHP
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My comments are general, not specific to this post. Rarely am I worried what my kids will see on here. At a camp they hear far worse  "To finish first, one first has to finish ...."
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| 12th Oct 2008 8:29 pm |
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Rescue01
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90 thanks for that,i never tought of what you said and i took my point of view only as an adult.
i would not let my youngster view this forum as it contains too much that is over there head,not just in the off topic section  Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!
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| 12th Oct 2008 8:31 pm |
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DG
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Rscue01 I totally understand what you are saying ....you would have to go a considerable distance before you offend me or I see something that I feel is offensive to me But this is a family site and as Norto has pointed out rather more innocent eyes might be watching
..you might be interested to note that the original poster, much to his credit, recognised that he had offended someone and edited his own post. Mods had no input. 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021
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| 12th Oct 2008 8:31 pm |
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Rescue01
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DG point made mate
Norto,DG i would not let my children access this forum due to its content before i say it i think this is a great forum for me, as i can filter fact from fiction and bravado but i think you need to think about the posts that run to many pages that contain content that could be considered offensive and almost liable in terms of"sorting people out".As said i can filter this out and understand(read thief in my house) but to be holier than though should it not extend to the whole forum??
sorry if this offends people but its how i see it.
i like the forum and have gained alot and hope to have contributed as well.Just my thoughts. Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!
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| 12th Oct 2008 8:43 pm |
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DG
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Offence not taken Of course, if anyone has any concerns about any post they can always press the red triangle. 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021
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| 12th Oct 2008 8:54 pm |
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Rescue01
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ok DG will do Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!
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