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JordsDisco
 


Member Since: 22 May 2020
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Can’t believe I am discussing this. It wasn’t a competition to list every Tesco in town and I didn’t miss anything! Rolling Eyes No one refers to the Retail Park as Eastfield & Tesco Town is Dingwall. Laughing

Doors? Think you mean Dores? It was unlikely to be there given he’s in Grantown and would pass a perfectly good Tesco on his way there and Tomnahurich is the other side of town, more like an Express and a bit tinkey to be fair.
  
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waterbuoy
 


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Amazon f***ing gift vouchers

My two brothers and I used the Amazon gift vouchers to send a gift to our respective nieces and nephews. Thus far, of the three cards that have been opened two of them have already been 'redeemed' - despite arriving in the original (and intact) Amazon packaging. Immediate conclusion is that some scrote within their warehouse(s) is helping themself to the card codes before they are dispatched. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

I have spent the last 2 hrs trying to report this to Amazon, but to no avail - circular routes through customer services that end up with pre-set questions, none of which apply.

Does anyone have a direct email address or phone number for the useless barstewards, or am I going to have to look in to Twitter/X, neither of which I have ever used before.
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kajtzu
 


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I just open their chat and seem to be able to resolve almost anything through it Whistle
  
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waterbuoy
 


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Thanks - but no cigar! I have been round and round their 'chat' service for a couple of hours - no sooner do I get to the point where I am actually able to type something in to the box and it returns me to the start with a list of (not applicable) standard questions

Have managed to get an email address from the web which I am about to try, but am not holding my breath - [email protected]
 Currently 2009 Disco 3 SE, 2013 MY D4 HSE and 2016 D4 SE
Previously:
TD5 Defender 110 CSW (230k miles)
300TDi Disco 1 (289k)
4 RR Classics (300-350k each, 2 manual, 2 auto)
110 V8 CSW (220k)
S3 109 hi cap pickup (ex RN)
S2A 88 Safari SW with lpg conversion (bloody lethal) 
 
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nigethecat
 


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Try: mailto:[email protected]

Guys name is Mr John Boumphrey.. worth a shot if nothing else, I’ve just tried to return some rubber door handles to them, turns out the seller is in the US so I’d have to pay the full shipping costs and taxes to return them, no mention of this in the item description or t&cs Rolling Eyes
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Post #235696927th Dec 2023 4:26 pm
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JordsDisco
 


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Type speak to person. It seems to do the trick for me.
  
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waterbuoy
 


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Thanks both

I'll try and email to the address I had found but CC it to the MD and see where that takes me.

Cheers
 Currently 2009 Disco 3 SE, 2013 MY D4 HSE and 2016 D4 SE
Previously:
TD5 Defender 110 CSW (230k miles)
300TDi Disco 1 (289k)
4 RR Classics (300-350k each, 2 manual, 2 auto)
110 V8 CSW (220k)
S3 109 hi cap pickup (ex RN)
S2A 88 Safari SW with lpg conversion (bloody lethal) 
 
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astonbuilder
 


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JordsDisco wrote:
Type speak to person. It seems to do the trick for me.


Yep, done this often on Amazon (and others). You may have to persist in typing it in repeatedly
  
Post #235699727th Dec 2023 8:04 pm
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DIY Ace
 


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Roadside ditches.

More honestly, my lack of concentration.

Heading home with my wife and kids in the car, thankfully no harm done. That said whilst there doesn't appear to be much superficial damage I hazard a guess that I've written it off. We scraped about 25 yards along the corner of the tarmac, beached in the centre of the car. Reckon being a low-slung EV I've done some handsome damage to the underside. I scraped along a felled tree trunk too down the near side, that won't look pretty in the daylight Big Cry

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Moo
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Ouch! Glad everyone is Ok. Thumbs Up
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DIY Ace
 


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What I should have been driving is some kind of 4x4. Maybe a Rover of some sort, one designed for going over the land perhaps. Whistle

That'll teach me for having a silly car.
 2022 BMW i4 M50. Bought Oct 2022. 10,200 miles and counting...
2014 BMW 435d convertible. Bought July 2021. 58,000 miles and counting...
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DIY Ace
 


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It's out of the ditch, looking a bit ugly. I'm no mechanic but I'm pretty sure each of the front wheels should be facing the same way.... Shocked

The underside looks like a Jackson Pollock too. Might stick it up in the wall, probably all it's good for now.

In the meantime my BMW App on my phone has helpfully messaged me to say 'Your BMW requires your attention'. NO SH%T SHERLOCK!!! Rolling with laughter
 2022 BMW i4 M50. Bought Oct 2022. 10,200 miles and counting...
2014 BMW 435d convertible. Bought July 2021. 58,000 miles and counting...
2005 Discovery 3 HSE Auto. Bought Feb 2019. 169,000 miles and counting...
2009 Freelander 2 XS Manual. Bought Sep 2013. SOLD Aug 2021 (already regretted!)

https://youtube.com/channel/UCO_u_0D45x9KGfiNstzLJnw 
 
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DSL
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Travis Piggin’ Perkins! What’s the point of having a DIY/Bob the Builder depot just up the road and, when I really need it, it’s closed from before Chrimbo until Jan 3rd! Banging Head Banging Head

I’ve doing some serious painting and running low on Dulux Trade Matt in Brilliant White, which can be ordered via Click & Collect, however no mention that the slackers are all taking a long holiday. Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

Bah Humbug!

PS Nothing cf DIY Ace’s issue but just felt like a rant. Whistle Whistle
   
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defector
 


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As opposed to DSL having a holiday all year round but working in the two weeks over the Christmas break.
How unthoughtful of the Censored Whistle Whistle
  
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DSL
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My point exactly. Thumbs Up
   
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