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Moo
D3 Decade 


Member Since: 13 Aug 2010
Location: UK
Posts: 14335

Ukraine 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

No, not offensive. Quite funny actually. Laughing
 New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!)

Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)

Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)

No longer the Old Buses original owner Sad
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control 
 
Post #23523756th Nov 2023 6:27 pm
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al cope
 


Member Since: 08 Nov 2005
Location: Oldbury, WM
Posts: 10349

England 

Maybe they don’t like Dover Whistle

Al
 Volvo XC90 B5 Plus Dark
Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
Ancient - D3 TDV6 S - Tonga with Ebony, 20" Stormers, satnav & DVD 
 
Post #23524036th Nov 2023 9:13 pm
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Paul J.
 


Member Since: 09 Dec 2005
Location: Leafy Cheshire
Posts: 7584

United Kingdom 

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 An ex-Disco3 / FFRR owner ......

..... now on the JLR electric highway. 
 
Post #23524076th Nov 2023 9:31 pm
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Hardware
 


Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
Posts: 12985

United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

SWMBO was puzzled by my being keen on having a coffee table with hidden storage Laughing


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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
Post #23524226th Nov 2023 11:36 pm
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BBDisco3
 


Member Since: 23 Nov 2008
Location: Cheshire
Posts: 3646

United Kingdom 

No need to hide them Dean, it looks like there is plenty of room on top Whistle
  
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Froogle-Yorkshireman
 


Member Since: 28 Oct 2010
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 302

United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Landmark LE Auto Waitomo GreyDiscovery 4

Hardware wrote:
SWMBO was puzzled by my being keen on having a coffee table with hidden storage Laughing


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Quick, she has left her journal on the sofa, find out what she is really thinking and planning...
  
Post #23524277th Nov 2023 6:02 am
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Paul J.
 


Member Since: 09 Dec 2005
Location: Leafy Cheshire
Posts: 7584

United Kingdom 

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 An ex-Disco3 / FFRR owner ......

..... now on the JLR electric highway. 
 
Post #23525117th Nov 2023 8:24 pm
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riverblanche
 


Member Since: 31 Aug 2010
Location: retford'ish
Posts: 2224

England 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

Hi,

call me selfish but I always thought this was an individual event anyway Whistle

Doncaster Hospital Shocked suggest otherwise Question
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 Transit! 2019
Gone D3 HSE 2008
Another Porsche Cayenne 2022
Gone Porsche Cayenne 2020
Gone RRS HSE Dynamic 2016
Gone RRS HSE LUX 2011
Gone RRS HSE 2006
Gone D3 SE 2.7 2008
gone D2 Td5 1999

I plan on living forever and so far so good !

Club DG Mclaren stuff
 
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Hardware
 


Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
Posts: 12985

United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

Sometimes you have to hand it to them Whistle
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Dean
====================================

2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
Post #23525187th Nov 2023 10:14 pm
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Paul J.
 


Member Since: 09 Dec 2005
Location: Leafy Cheshire
Posts: 7584

United Kingdom 

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 An ex-Disco3 / FFRR owner ......

..... now on the JLR electric highway. 
 
Post #23526318th Nov 2023 10:50 pm
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Hardware
 


Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
Posts: 12985

United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

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Dean
====================================

2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
Post #23526499th Nov 2023 8:50 am
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al cope
 


Member Since: 08 Nov 2005
Location: Oldbury, WM
Posts: 10349

England 

Sounded just like my mom Bow down Rolling with laughter

Al
 Volvo XC90 B5 Plus Dark
Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
Ancient - D3 TDV6 S - Tonga with Ebony, 20" Stormers, satnav & DVD 
 
Post #23526509th Nov 2023 8:53 am
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HWN
 


Member Since: 23 Feb 2018
Location: Near Llanybydder (near Puff!)
Posts: 4561

Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

It wasn't just the threat of nuclear war that frightened us in the 1970s/80s, but:

a) a grape pip/apple pip/orange pip/bubblegum causing appendicitis
b) contracting VD from a toilet-seat
c) dying [in an unspecified manner] from going swimming within one hour of eating
d) getting a girl pregnant by using the same toilet-seat (at different times)
e) walking under ladders
f) crossing on the stairs.
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
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Paul J.
 


Member Since: 09 Dec 2005
Location: Leafy Cheshire
Posts: 7584

United Kingdom 

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 An ex-Disco3 / FFRR owner ......

..... now on the JLR electric highway. 
 
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Rescue01
 


Member Since: 14 Jan 2008
Location: Aberdeen
Posts: 2499

Scotland 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 XS Manual Buckingham BlueDiscovery 3

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 Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!  
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