Baby on Board stickers and all the other nonsense that eejits stick on the back window of their motors
When:-
1. There is clearly no baby on board; &
2. I have time to spare; &
3. I am feeling in the right mood....
I rush up to the driver, cell' phone in hand, point out there is no baby aboard, & offer to call the police as the baby has clearly been abducted.
The reactions can be quite amusing !
NJSSAm I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.
2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
Member Since: 01 Dec 2011
Location: cornwall
Posts: 10148
Yea and if you can read this you to close shift your ass then !!!-------------------------------------------------
if you cant hold on dont let go , it ill come in handy for something even if you never use it.
D3 SE 05,
110 s wagon 300 tdi SOLD
h top transit
crew cab transit
transit connect
ausa dumper, muck truck .
peljob 2.5 digger
06 L 200 crew cab
2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
14th Jun 2019 8:17 pm
Dave T
Member Since: 03 Jul 2009
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 6910
Cyclists......
Sat waiting to turn right out of a junction, with indicator on, cyclist comes up on right hand side and sits next to my front wing waiting to turn right as well. As my window was down, I said “I am turning right up you know”, “do what you want” was his response.
Of course it would be my fault if I didn’t give him enough room........Joined the BMWX5 45e group
1994 Defender 90
2015 RRS Corris Grey/Black roof
2016 D4 Graphite Santorini Black
2012 D4 XS Orkney Grey
2005 D3 S Maya Gold
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26th Jun 2019 2:54 pm
john watson
Member Since: 10 Nov 2011
Location: lanark
Posts: 970
The ar$e of a woman who decided to park next to me in the Braehead car park. There was limitless spaces but she had to park next to me. Given I managed not to get totalled by her driving into the space ( I was loading the boot at the time and thank goodness I didn’t step,back) she didn’t leave enough space for the aged passenger that get out. Severe looks all round. How do these people get on the road?Once you have defeated the idiots any job is half done. Pity there are so many idiots to defeat.
Baby on Board stickers and all the other nonsense that eejits stick on the back window of their motors
When:-
1. There is clearly no baby on board; &
2. I have time to spare; &
3. I am feeling in the right mood....
I rush up to the driver, cell' phone in hand, point out there is no baby aboard, & offer to call the police as the baby has clearly been abducted.
The reactions can be quite amusing !
NJSS
A (late) acquaintance of mine used to keep a stash of plastic dog-poos in his car and leave one on the seats of people who left the tops of their convertibles down whilst they were in the supermarket. No particular reason - just a quirk!
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin... ...It's alive! Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
26th Jun 2019 4:15 pm
Rescue01
Member Since: 14 Jan 2008
Location: Aberdeen
Posts: 2519
The idiot service advisors at Arnold Clark who couldn’t give me a price for an oil and filter change on the wife’s car cause I wouldn’t give them the mileage!!!!
Total computer says no generation who should not be working as “service advisors “ if they don’t no a bonnet from a boot Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!
26th Jun 2019 5:33 pm
mike23118
Member Since: 01 Oct 2010
Location: North Wales
Posts: 1028
Rang around the 3 main dealers today for a price for service on my 14 plate D4, not 1 service dept answered!!!!!
Should I go local indie?
27th Jun 2019 10:57 am
andy234
Member Since: 14 May 2019
Location: New Malden
Posts: 48
Saxton 4x4, and not just today....
27th Jun 2019 11:08 am
Scott #55
Member Since: 15 Apr 2015
Location: UK
Posts: 1683
john watson wrote:
The ar$e of a woman who decided to park next to me in the Braehead car park. There was limitless spaces but she had to park next to me. Given I managed not to get totalled by her driving into the space ( I was loading the boot at the time and thank goodness I didn’t step,back) she didn’t leave enough space for the aged passenger that get out. Severe looks all round. How do these people get on the road?
1. That's what off-road height and side steps / rock sliders are for - to stop your car door getting hit.
2. Your signature line reminded me of a quote I read: I'm not saying we should kill all the stupid people, we should just remove the warning labels and let nature take its course.
Rang around the 3 main dealers today for a price for service on my 14 plate D4, not 1 service dept answered!!!!!
Should I go local indie?
Absolutely. Unless you can persuade Flack to service you.
(or you could have a day out in Preston ? )
27th Jun 2019 11:35 am
Someone-Gone
Member Since: 21 Dec 2015
Location: Gone
Posts: 5117
Having a nice day planned with SWMBO and yet again she gets called into work!
27th Jun 2019 11:59 am
RDR
Member Since: 24 Mar 2013
Location: Derbyshire
Posts: 2260
specifically going to a shop to buy something only to be told they don't hold stock at the store and will need to order it in. Then they say it will be 3 days to collect in store or if you go home and order it yourself on their website it will be delivered free to your door tomorrow!MY06 S - Gone but not forgotten
MY12 HSE - Gone
MY16 HSE Luxury - Sold
MY20 D5 HSE - Sold
Current RR L460 PHEV
27th Jun 2019 12:24 pm
Someone-Gone
Member Since: 21 Dec 2015
Location: Gone
Posts: 5117
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shift your 
ass then !!!
