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Court statement

Sgt X was giving evidence in Court, and the defence asked him "Are you trying to say that you stopped my client because it was your opinion he was 'under the influence'?"

Sgt X replied, "Under the influence? He was as high as a giraffe's vagina." The Judge struggled to regain order as the whole Court erupted into fits of laughter! 2006 TdV6 HSE.  
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In other Court news: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-61...t-row.html

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..... now on the JLR electric highway.  
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