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Charliecloud
 


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astonbuilder wrote:


B Censoredd you just ruined her for me now Laughing
  
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PROFSR G
 


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She was on her way down the other side of the hill now anyway Laughing
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 Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.

2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. 
 
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 2006 TdV6 HSE.  
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 Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.

2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. 
 
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NJSS wrote:


If you are going to stop facing the traffic, after dark and with your headlights off, stop under a streetlamp...
 
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If you can manage to see further than the young lady, right there is the street-lamp. Could be a one-way street.
 A vaccine does not stop you catching a virus, or passing it on, or getting ill from it, really ill. It does reduce the likelyhood of you dying when really, really ill. Stay Alive - KEEP AWAY FROM PEOPLE.  
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 Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.

2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. 
 
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Hardware
 


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That's NOT upskirting... it's advertising.

Suspect it won't last long though

Edit: longer than I expected. Must have shocked DG so much he couldn't delete it
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Charliecloud
 


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HWN wrote:
NJSS wrote:


If you are going to stop facing the traffic, after dark and with your headlights off, stop under a streetlamp...


Sorry, wont happen again, I'm just desperate for a haircut Laughing
  
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Definitely sensible as 10 would have been too many. 😂

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 An ex-Disco3 / FFRR owner ......

..... now on the JLR electric highway. 
 
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