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...and the story starts the same for each and everyone one of us:
"ohh thats a nice breeze"....BAM . I don't think we'll utter those words again so lighty.
Although there were some really scary moments, the quality comedy event has to go to DG - who in his tent at the time yelled out "Bring out your dead!!". Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot.
19th Aug 2010 10:03 am
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
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19th Aug 2010 10:04 am
Gareth Site Moderator
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Very Annoyed wrote:
And the storm probably did a nice job on your paintwork?
Yes, my car needs a trip to the bodyshop. Not because of the sand blasting, but where the tent that was tied to the towbar wrapped itself around the left rear quarter, and along with the sand in the air has put a lot of deep scratches into the panel under the rear window, and ground the surface of the black wheel arch trim.
I think AndrewS lost a few tattoos
19th Aug 2010 10:39 am
DG Site Moderator
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He was already recovering from a bad case of StarMixomatosis on the boat 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021
19th Aug 2010 10:45 am
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
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Deffo needs some Clearasil!!!
Sounds a good trip, hope our ventures in 5 weeks are as much fun but not as toastie or stormy!
19th Aug 2010 11:05 am
tanters
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Great pics Gareth, looks like a fantastic place A happy childhood ... is the worst possible preparation for life.
19th Aug 2010 11:23 am
AndrewS Tarquin of the Desert
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In the Beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
19th Aug 2010 12:35 pm
AndrewS Tarquin of the Desert
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J-Lo
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Slimer DG and Gareth driving across the dry lake bed
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DG sick of playing in silly sand quarry's in the UK so went in search of the proper stuff
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CarlS decides to show how easy it is to remove a Cooper from a Mach5 rim
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Slimer recovering AlexE apparently there was a Camel Spider the other side of the dune, thats why he stopped on the top.
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In the Beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
19th Aug 2010 4:49 pm
Full Fat Not Diet
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Fantastic Pics
19th Aug 2010 4:52 pm
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
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Gareth wrote:
There was a very distant light, which we knew to be the army checkpoint at the edge of the piste, which we had passed through some hours before (Andrew S can tell tbat story )
We wait patiently!!!
19th Aug 2010 5:08 pm
AndrewS Tarquin of the Desert
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DSL wrote:
Gareth wrote:
army checkpoint at the edge of the piste, which we had passed through some hours before (Andrew S can tell tbat story )
We wait patiently!!!
This story can only be told in person, as it requires play acting to appreciate the full horror of what happened to me. However I will give you a few pointers.
It involves
A huge Moroccan squaddy wearing a string vest
Said squaddy insisting that he kisses everyone as its custom. Well it is on his check point
A lonely 2km drive to an oasis and back TF (so 4km in total) with said squaddy
Some figs apparently "they are good for MAN" Thrust out body parts as required
The offer to share a nice cool shower from said squaddy
The offer of a nice comfy bed
Add a few back slaps and shoulder squeezing and we are just about there
In all fairness he did say that the wind was going to be strong (thrust thrust as required) that night and we should take shelter, however we decided to push on and politely and refused his offer. That night the sand storm hit us big time. Even though it did it was not a big problem and would certainly choose the roughness of the storm as opposed to the roughness of a huge Moroccan squaddy any night.In the Beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
19th Aug 2010 5:44 pm
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
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Ah, a holiday romance blossoms!!!
Well he did have a point about the wind.
19th Aug 2010 5:52 pm
npinks
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If you need to show gestures get filming and make us a You Tube video it sounds great
I reckon you should have taken one for the team so they could ride out the storm in safety... The next American ex-pat that calls it a "truck" is going to find out what 2.7 tons feels like on their foot...
Club "yes, I too have had the EGR's replaced..."
Club "yes, I too have had the compressor replaced..."
Club "yes, I too once had the car at the dealer for a couple of weeksnearly 4 weeksover 4 weeks...5 weeks"
Club "yes, I too have had EPB failure..."
Club "yes, I too get mysterious bings and bongs..."
19th Aug 2010 5:58 pm
jkp
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Cracking pics Looks fantastic. I can't wait til October
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