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Location: Westbrook, Wilts.
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Following two f horses riding side by side around a series of long bends for 5 minutes, oblivious to the rest of the world!!
All I can think of are horse burgers with plenty of brown sauce
12th Dec 2018 12:33 pm
rrhool
Member Since: 28 Aug 2014
Location: Norfolk
Posts: 4519
's driving in the fog with just DLR's on! Do they not realise they don't have rear lights on!!
I just answered my own question. They don't realise because they are thick! Richard
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31st Jan 2019 10:24 am
Rescue01
Member Since: 14 Jan 2008
Location: Aberdeen
Posts: 2516
I see that more and more these days People driving around with DRLs on in the dark thinking that there lights are on
Just as bad as all the muppets who cant be ar*ed clearing their car of frost/snow and have a letter box clearing on the windscreen.They all must be ex Tank drivers i wish there were more police on patrol to stop them and convict them,dangerous clowns Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!
31st Jan 2019 12:03 pm
Kilovolt
Member Since: 29 Jun 2015
Location: South Derbyshire
Posts: 1064
That blasted cyclist coming towards me every morning on a dark country lane with a cycle lamp so bright you could start a fire with it............ oh and it's flashing at 1 second intervals. Can't see a damn thing as you get closer sir "Track day running - Don't put your foot back on the accelerator until your absolutely sure you don't have to take it off again"
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31st Jan 2019 12:37 pm
charlietortoise
Member Since: 29 Oct 2011
Location: Staffordshire
Posts: 511
al cope wrote:
for some reason today - its poor use of the english language. For example, Yahoo headline yesterday:
Bride-to-be shot dead by police in her pyjamas.
So what I want to know is what the poice where doing in her pyjamas - dont they have uniforms anymore?
Al
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31st Jan 2019 1:15 pm
Gareth Site Moderator
Member Since: 07 Dec 2004
Location: Bramhall
Posts: 26774
Banks and building societies. I want to open a new account, and they need to check my identity. That I can understand, but now everyone is going parerless itās harder to find an āoriginalā copy of a statement or a utility bill. Why the canāt they accept that people are moving to the 21st centuary!
31st Jan 2019 1:29 pm
kajtzu
Member Since: 10 Aug 2017
Location: Helsinki
Posts: 6753
Why canāt you have a central database and country wide identification numbers rather than assuming someone with a paper invoice is a real person..?
31st Jan 2019 1:52 pm
ianm27
Member Since: 02 Jun 2016
Location: Hertfordshire
Posts: 2154
^^^
or Identity Cards
Just wait for the backlash/fury about Big Brother and data held in central records systems liable to data hacks etc etc Uncle Ray's spare wheel protector
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31st Jan 2019 4:45 pm
robsmith
Member Since: 02 Sep 2007
Location: Staffordshire
Posts: 2401
The goons controlling the signs on the M6 and the driver of HA logo'd car - tonight they dropped the speed to 40 to allow a "slow vehicle" to escape from one of the refuges. Not wanting any bonus points on my license I slowed to 40, as I passed the refuge lane one was shut and the "slow vehicle" - a HA Skoda Octavia RS estate nearly smacked me up the a***, swerved into the next lane then slammed across in front of me (I had moved out the next lane as the one I had been in was shut) nearly taking my front-end off as he broke and swerved to avoid the truck that hadn't moved out....
Sadly no card in the camera - I'd forgot to put it back after a very pleasant drive at the weekend Rob Smith
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31st Jan 2019 7:19 pm
Pelyma
Member Since: 06 Jan 2005
Location: Patching, Sussex
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Gareth wrote:
Banks and building societies. I want to open a new account, and they need to check my identity. That I can understand, but now everyone is going parerless itās harder to find an āoriginalā copy of a statement or a utility bill. Why the canāt they accept that people are moving to the 21st centuary!
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31st Jan 2019 7:46 pm
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Mods .... DG of course.
Oh and Gareth's avatar!
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31st Jan 2019 7:56 pm
deanslandy
Member Since: 17 Jan 2015
Location: nuneaton
Posts: 651
Kilovolt wrote:
That blasted cyclist coming towards me every morning on a dark country lane with a cycle lamp so bright you could start a fire with it............ oh and it's flashing at 1 second intervals. Can't see a damn thing as you get closer sir
With me it's completely the opposite, no lights,dark clothing and riding 2 abreast on occassionsBelts, oil pump casing and water pump by Flack
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31st Jan 2019 8:21 pm
kajtzu
Member Since: 10 Aug 2017
Location: Helsinki
Posts: 6753
ianm27 wrote:
^^^
or Identity Cards
Just wait for the backlash/fury about Big Brother and data held in central records systems liable to data hacks etc etc
Most civilized countries in Europe have such things
31st Jan 2019 8:22 pm
J77
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Location: Fife
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My fellow Velar owners.
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31st Jan 2019 8:42 pm
nigethecat
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Idiots in two wheel drive cars with bald summer tyres who complain that āthe roads are very slippy and we canāt get traction because the roads havenāt been grittedā ... no Sherlock! Also itās -7 FFS .... even if they had been gritted you still would not get any traction because you donāt know the first thing about driving in the snow!!!
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horses riding side by side around a series of long bends for 5 minutes, oblivious to the rest of the world!!
People driving around with DRLs on in the dark thinking that there lights are on 
