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waterbuoy
 


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United Kingdom 2009 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Auto Stornoway GreyDiscovery 3

Nah - summer has finally arrived on the west coast. Pity it is only to last three days or so!
 Currently 2009 Disco 3 SE, 2013 MY D4 HSE and 2016 D4 SE
Previously:
TD5 Defender 110 CSW (230k miles)
300TDi Disco 1 (289k)
4 RR Classics (300-350k each, 2 manual, 2 auto)
110 V8 CSW (220k)
S3 109 hi cap pickup (ex RN)
S2A 88 Safari SW with lpg conversion (bloody lethal) 
 
Post #23766635th Sep 2024 10:17 pm
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Worms
 


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Scotland 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 Base 7 Seat Auto Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

Jords, yes the number of campervans was really noticeable in Wester Ross, too. Mostly travelling in pairs and of course when one pulls out in front of you from a side road, the second has to follow. Rolling Eyes

Tends to be a brief respite between Kinlochewe and Achnasheen where the NC500 goes south round Torridon, Applecross and Lochcarron. On the plus side, yesterday's vans seemed to all be privately owned and reasonably experienced drivers, rather than the summer glut of rental novices!
 Previously:
2010 FL2 TD4e GS
‘93 Defender 110 200TDi CSW - still got this, non-runner on SORN.
‘87 Defender 90 4 cyl Petrol
‘83 110 CSW V8 - best ever!
Range Rover 2-door V8 (not sure of year - 4-speed box and vacuum diff switch)
Series III SWB Diesel 
 
Post #23766776th Sep 2024 7:08 am
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JordsDisco
 


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I did think they might ease off when the schools went back, but the Camper Van demographics tend to favour the elderly, also Visitors tend to be 12 months of the year now.

Ft. Willie traffic was nose to tail from the Golf Club to Achintore Road.

There’s been so many bad and fatal accidents this year. I had the usual Kamikaze idiots yesterday. I am convinced one of them will eventually kill me one day. Wink

Anyway, back to dreich weather this morning. Rolling Eyes
  
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nigethecat
 


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Supposed temperature
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Actual temperature…… 14c Big Cry
 I want to see the sweets before I get into your windowless van... I'm not stupid!

Corris Grey D4 Commercial SE 2016
Zermatt Sliver 2007 D3 SE manual (gone)
Indus Silver D4 HSE 2015 (gone)
Bonatti Grey D3 HSE 2006 (gone)
White D3 S (LHD) 2007 (gone)
Firenze Red D4 HSE 2014 (gone)
Black RRS 3.6TDV8 2008 (gone)
Rusty Green Defender 110 1997 (gone)
Black FL2 HSE 2013 (gone) 
 
Post #23766946th Sep 2024 11:19 am
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Worms
 


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Scotland 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 Base 7 Seat Auto Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

Yes, it escapes me how the forecasters can ever think that we can have a warm fog with a breeze in the north of Scotland!



Oh, well...I replaced the D3's fog lights earlier in the week and did a test-fire on the FBH, so bring it on! Smile
 Previously:
2010 FL2 TD4e GS
‘93 Defender 110 200TDi CSW - still got this, non-runner on SORN.
‘87 Defender 90 4 cyl Petrol
‘83 110 CSW V8 - best ever!
Range Rover 2-door V8 (not sure of year - 4-speed box and vacuum diff switch)
Series III SWB Diesel 
 
Post #23767016th Sep 2024 12:19 pm
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Hardware
 


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Parked up near the beach in a bay marked "Disabled Parking Only" in foot-tall letters on the tarmac. Displayed blue badge properly.

Wandered off, had a coffee at nearby cafe, used the loo (needed credit card for that !)

Came back to car to find I'd been ticketed ... small sign with 1" letters said "30 minutes maximum "

Ffs.
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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
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Post #23768198th Sep 2024 10:24 am
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al cope
 


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Tv programs that start by showing you pretty much all the highlights that are in the program. What’s the point in watching the program then Censored

Al
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Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
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Post #23768909th Sep 2024 8:58 am
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defector
 


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Hardware wrote:
Parked up near the beach in a bay marked "Disabled Parking Only" in foot-tall letters on the tarmac. Displayed blue badge properly.

Wandered off, had a coffee at nearby cafe, used the loo (needed credit card for that !)

Came back to car to find I'd been ticketed ... small sign with 1" letters said "30 minutes maximum "

Ffs.

Using the old credit card trick between the the jamb and latch to break into toilets eh Laughing
  
Post #23768979th Sep 2024 9:24 am
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astonbuilder
 


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Another Royal Mail one…

Posted a birthday card on bog standard mail to Germany (£2.50 flat charge) on 30th August. Also posted two A4 documents (standard letter size) to same address that cost £8.50 for tracked and signed for with three day delivery.

The birthday card arrived Tuesday 3rd September. As of an hour ago the documents were still in UK Rolling Eyes

Maybe they won’t be getting married on September 21st then….

(I will attempt to get reprints from local registrar and hand carry them this coming Sunday when we drive over….)
  
Post #23769179th Sep 2024 1:34 pm
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gareth71
 


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al cope wrote:
Tv programs that start by showing you pretty much all the highlights that are in the program. What’s the point in watching the program then Censored


It helps with expanding 40 mins of actual content into an hour's slot in the schedules.

30 second title sequence.
30 seconds of stock intro blurb which is the same for every episode.
1 minute of "coming up in today's programme...".
30 seconds of "coming up after the break" and a couple of sponsors' ad-break bumpers.
3 mins of actual ads.
Another couple of sponsor bumpers and 30 seconds of "before the break we saw....".
Repeat for two more commercial breaks.
30 seconds of "coming up on next week's show", and a couple of minutes of end credits, followed by another 3 mins of commercials.
  
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kajtzu
 


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Spares, list prices and imaginary discounts from the list price.

For example, a Mann cabin air filter’s (FP2747) list price is supposedly 106,06 € according to a very well known European spare parts web site whose name rhymes with autorock…. Rolling Eyes

They then advertise a 66% rebate resulting in the filter being 35,05 €. How is this a discount? I’ve never seen anywhere anyone sell or buy, for that matter, a paper filter for a 100. Neither have I ever seen them list the item at the original price.

Really, I thought that EU had forbidden discounts that really aren’t.


Censored Censored
  
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HWN
 


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In the UK it used to be (might not be now) that it had to be on sale at the higher price (even if only at one branch) for a continuous period of 28 days before if could be sold at a 'discount'.
 
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Post #237726913th Sep 2024 10:39 am
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astonbuilder
 


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Doing a bit of part-time chauffeuring I kill a lot of hours waiting in supermarket car-parks, especially in London. I thought this was a ‘London Problem’ (it is worst there) in that disabled and parent-and-child parking bays are a free for all, if it’s closer to the door it gets parked in (and if ignoring the one-way system to get there is shorter even better…). No one demographic is responsible but single males, 20-30 seem the most prevalent, car type are mostly the mundane or (thinking of the most prevalent demographic) some chavved up sh*te, not entitled Chelsea Tractor types.

Solution? Allow child/disabled friendly charities to clamp them with a ‘donation’ fee to release the vehicle. That’s the moderate attempt at a solution but I’d much prefer a claw hammer through the windscreen personally….

Quick straw poll from yesterday as I was sat facing ten parent-and-child bays for an hour indicated about three cars from the approximate 30 cars I saw in and out were 'allowed' to park there. The car-park was not full (indeed spaces either side of me, 15 foot further away than the restricted bays) and the available bays were not 'undersized' or badly parked in
  
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kajtzu
 


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HWN wrote:
In the UK it used to be (might not be now) that it had to be on sale at the higher price (even if only at one branch) for a continuous period of 28 days before if could be sold at a 'discount'.


As I had some time on my hands, indeed https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN...mp;from=FI exists which is supposed to curb this. Wonder how they circumvent this.
  
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