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pko
 


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HWN wrote:
I'd love to have s matrix sign in the back of my car, with easily-found pre-programmed buttons for 'your fog lights are on', 'you have a defective brake lamp', 'your passenger fell out at the last roundabout', etc


I believe police patrol cars have these, but the chance of spotting one actually on patrol is very rare these days.
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Front fog lamps, commonly known as "moron lights"
The best way to inform other road users that you are an utter Censored head..... Whistle
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I'd like one of those thats says "why are you hogging the middle lane" that I can put on after going around some Censored who hasnt moved since joining the motorway Evil or Very Mad

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HWN wrote:
I'd love to have s matrix sign in the back of my car, with easily-found pre-programmed buttons for 'your fog lights are on', 'you have a defective brake lamp', 'your passenger fell out at the last roundabout', etc


You're assuming they can read...
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al cope wrote:
I'd like one of those thats says "why are you hogging the middle lane" that I can put on after going around some Censored who hasnt moved since joining the motorway Evil or Very Mad

Al

If there's plenty of room and it's safe - not much traffic, etc. - a fun game to play is "circle the lane hogger". Overtake in L3, move back across to L1, slow sufficiently that they pass you again then move out and repeat. Laughing
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Mr.Pastry wrote:
Front fog lamps, commonly known as "moron lights"
The best way to inform other road users that you are an utter Censored head..... Whistle


Don’t get me started on the misuse of fog lights. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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I found two Chinese lanterns whilst walking the dogs this morning. Made of polythene, about 3' high (the lantern, not the dogs). Presumably a New Year thing (and presumably the reason for what sounded like a battery of flak-guns trying to shoot them down in the early hours of New Years Day).

There was I thinking everyone had 'got the memo' about these? Rolling Eyes

Foil-skinned Helium balloons (a waste of a dwindling natural resource in themselves) and Chinese lanterns should be banned. There, I've said it.
 
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...oh, and a three-tonne car with a horn that sounds like a child's toy. Laughing
 
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We have lots of 'New Year' tourists who rent out a lot of the Self Catering places here.
Spot them a mile away just at Midnight at New Year, they all bring bl00dy fireworks with them

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I was out and about yesterday in Western Ross and I was surprised by the amount of Camper Vans there were. Thought they might have Censored off for the New Year. Some hope! Rolling Eyes
  
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A great boost for the economy of the area though. Thumbs Up
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They aren't really, they usually stock up before arriving and stop in lay-bys and by the side of the road, anything to save spending locally.

You're lucky if you can pull into a lay-by up here for them.
  
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