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Did a check on your location Del and guess what, it’s just round the corner from...... Whistle



  
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I think Del is feeling the wind of change .... make sure you head up to Prospect Mira if you get chance.. the space museum is very good... I would suggest Lubyanka but I don’t think they’d let you out again if they checked your browser history. Laughing I want to see the sweets before I get into your windowless van... I'm not stupid!

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Post #20900216th Oct 2019 1:05 pm
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I see from your other post that you were just there.... Bow down try the central museum that has the parts from the Gary Powers U2.... I want to see the sweets before I get into your windowless van... I'm not stupid!

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Post #20900236th Oct 2019 1:09 pm
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Will have a look at that, up to Red Sq tomorrow & pos again Tuesday to say hi to Lenin. Thumbs Up

Would love to go here http://www.comtourist.com/history/monino-air-force-museum/ but it’s just too far away with no good transport link. Sad   
Post #20900266th Oct 2019 1:22 pm
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DSL wrote:
Ner Ner Ner Ner Behave you lot. Been out enjoying the bracing weather and sights of Moscow, just for you motley crew.


Stop bodyswerving our interest and using the weather for cover Del .... how did you get on with your new purchase?
Was she up to 'the job'. Wink

Laughing ...... always on the road less travelled 🚧  
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To avoid all the jokes about inflatable devices, it might be best to lilo for a while.

I don't like jokes like these: they remind me of the time I went out with a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes - I hadn't heard from her for a while and it turned out she'd popped her clogs.

Since you are in Moscow, please check you didn't buy "her" from a Chechen terrorist: not particularly life-like but they do blow themselves up.

There is also a joke about ruining a 'love doll' with a little prick.

As we are on the subject of passion-related inflatables:

 
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I don't like jokes like these: they remind me of the time I went out with a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes - I hadn't heard from her for a while and it turned out she'd popped her clogs.


you are a bad man. Rolling with laughter  
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