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Is that Very Compact Lives Matter?
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Dean
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You’re taking the Censored now.
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Do you realise how frustrating it is to go out for a meal and be offered crayons 🖍 yes Censored crayons.
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just how were you behaving when you went for the meal, as the crayons might not be down to height Laughing Thumbs Up

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I'm always good, but I'm not bloody 6 years old Evil or Very Mad Wink
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Sorry, what have I missed. Paul, can you give me the lowdown?
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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Now that was a little below the belt. Shocked Shocked

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NoDo$h wrote:
Sorry, what have I missed. Paul, can you give me the lowdown?


Is your membership up to date?
 DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
D4 HSE Lux - Montalcino Red Gone
Porsche Cayenne V8 Diesel S 
 
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Pelyma wrote:
Do you realise how frustrating it is to go out for a meal and be offered crayons 🖍 yes Censored crayons.


Hey ... they might taste better than the Happy Meal.
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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
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The bonus is surely that you don't pay VAT on your clothes.
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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
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Yes but don’t forget the glass ceiling, I keep trying to bang my head on it but I can’t reach.
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DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
D4 HSE Lux - Montalcino Red Gone
Porsche Cayenne V8 Diesel S 
 
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Roverlike wrote:
DG wrote:
More british ways you have to get used to and have to make judgments upon eh Whistle Laughing

I find this thread extremly helpful to balance things in these times. I can understand people if they are personaly afected in any way or in line of work, and probably I would be as well in such situation, but nevertheless I find this more helpful then the other way round.


Dealing with the COVID situation daily in the NHS, I prefer to read this thread than the other one. Many of the jokes/pictures in this thread have been stolen and re-posted on my work Whats App groups. The virus is no joke but the slightly offbeat humour provides a little light relief and keeps us going.
As with any kind of humour, if it offends you or just isn't your cup of tea, then just don't read it.
  
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Shaun R. Thumbs Up

Let's grow up & get back on topic.






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