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NJSS
 


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Maybe better than bleach ?

 Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.

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There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. 
 
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I went to my doctor and asked him when will this pandemic be over?

He replied "I don't know, I'm a doctor, not a politician".
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There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. 
 
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Laughing
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This has appeared in the window of my local newsagents.

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saw this headline

This Morning slammed over guest's 'offensive and disgusting' coronavirus joke

and thought it was actually a pretty tame joke

"I’d love to tell you my favourite coronavirus joke, but it’ll take you two weeks to see if you get it."

but apparently the snowflakes are appalled !
  
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I say we invite all the whinging millennials & snowflakes to a big mega rave somewhere remote(ish).

Then follow this sage advice. Thumbs Up Thumbs Up

   
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"Snowflakes" are unlikely to be watching This Morning, I'd have thought. That's more boomer territory, surely.
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"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!" 
 
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DSL wrote:
I say we invite all the whinging millennials & snowflakes to a big mega rave somewhere remote(ish).

Then follow this sage advice. Thumbs Up Thumbs Up



You'll be happy working till you die, then, will you when they're all dead and unable to fund the old age pension etc. Whistle Rolling with laughter
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2012 RRS SDV6
2008 RRS TDV8
"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!" 
 
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Del work, that’s the best joke ever. Rolling with laughter
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I am vaguely aware of the concept. Thumbs Up
   
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