D3 SE 2007. Triumph 2.5Pi 1973. Ferguson TEA20 1948.
Discovery 2 4.0 ES 2001- Gone
Discovery 1 300Tdi ES '95 - Gone
Range Rover Classic '79 - Gone
26th Mar 2020 7:13 pm
Pelyma
Member Since: 06 Jan 2005
Location: Patching, Sussex
Posts: 15496
Sea Raider wrote:
Just read that out at the dinner table - now I’m in trouble!DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
D4 HSE Lux - Montalcino Red Gone
Porsche Cayenne V8 Diesel S
^^^ Almost as bad: testicles dropped one after another into the neck of an empty large Marmite jar are impossible to extricate without a hammer. This used to be the initiation test for the pot-holing club of a certain university - a club nor university with which I sought any association, I should add...
"Don't try this at home".
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin... ...It's alive! Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
26th Mar 2020 7:28 pm
Someone-Gone
Member Since: 21 Dec 2015
Location: Gone
Posts: 5117
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2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
26th Mar 2020 8:22 pm
kajtzu
Member Since: 10 Aug 2017
Location: Helsinki
Posts: 6754
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26th Mar 2020 8:32 pm
Andyyav
Member Since: 22 May 2019
Location: Norfolk
Posts: 305
I think wearing gloves at the pumps is a good idea
I'm not going to cut'n'paste them all but some of these Suffolk Gazette jokes are very good. Do they really push one out every 30 minutes through the day ?
2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms
27th Mar 2020 8:13 am
Sea Raider
Member Since: 01 Nov 2016
Location: None
Posts: 4450
First person to use a Dyson ventilator has started to pick up
27th Mar 2020 9:17 am
OvalAutos
Member Since: 28 Dec 2018
Location: Cradley Heath
Posts: 382
Overheard a husband & wife in the queue outside Tesco yesterday.
Hubby: "I can't thank Boris enough for this"
SWMBO: "Are you joking? We're stood here for 10 minutes so you can buy some more beer to stockpile and my mother is told to stay home alone for the next 3 months"
Hubby: Exactly, peace at last.Joe
First person to use a Dyson ventilator has started to pick up
Groan.
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin... ...It's alive! Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
27th Mar 2020 11:32 am
Scott #55
Member Since: 15 Apr 2015
Location: UK
Posts: 1683
Sea Raider wrote:
First person to use a Dyson ventilator has started to pick up
Trust me - this is even less funny when it needs explained to someone. Like SWMBO. Easily the smartest perso I know and with the degrees to prove it, yet she needs vacuum cleaner jokes explained to her.
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... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
