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Sea Raider
 


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Scott ^^^^


I can relate to that. I taught hundreds of science undergraduates over many years and even the brightest in many cases lacked common sense. Like one student who leaned over the bench to turn off a lit Bunsen burner but turned on the tap for the other outlet by mistake. We had an immediate flame thrower shoot across the bench I had to turnoff both taps as she stood transfixed by the sight. The bench surface needed replaced.
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You don't need to speak French to follow this one Mr. Green

 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
Post #213214027th Mar 2020 12:25 pm
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Scott #55 wrote:
Trust me - this is even less funny when it needs explained to someone. Like SWMBO. Easily the smartest perso I know and with the degrees to prove it, yet she needs vacuum cleaner jokes explained to her.


That sucks.
 
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At first. Then you find yourself constantly changing filters, wondering why the battery doesn't last as long as it should......
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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Dyson will no doubt make a reasonable machine and possibly not much dearer than competition... but using different tube sizes than industry standard and with eye-watering prices for accessories and spares.
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RAW1
 


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Shitake happens Very Happy Very Happy
  
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RAW1
 


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Bloody censors
Censored
spoiled the joke when you need to explain it
  
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FTFY Wink
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Any issues with the site let me know! 
 
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not mushroom for explanation
Very Happy
  
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Keep up the fun, guys.
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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
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Don’t knock him. I heard he is normally quite a fungi Laughing
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Martin wrote:
FTFY Wink



generous Whistle
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He just spores the joke Very Happy
  
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