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nigethecat
 


Member Since: 11 Sep 2016
Location: Marnoch
Posts: 4244

Ukraine 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Commercial XS Auto Corris GreyDiscovery 4

Who is Kale? Is that guy who’s reality tv show got banned?
 I want to see the sweets before I get into your windowless van... I'm not stupid!

Corris Grey D4 Commercial SE 2016
Zermatt Sliver 2007 D3 SE manual (gone)
Indus Silver D4 HSE 2015 (gone)
Bonatti Grey D3 HSE 2006 (gone)
White D3 S (LHD) 2007 (gone)
Firenze Red D4 HSE 2014 (gone)
Black RRS 3.6TDV8 2008 (gone)
Rusty Green Defender 110 1997 (gone)
Black FL2 HSE 2013 (gone) 
 
Post #229583815th Jun 2022 12:36 pm
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HWN
 


Member Since: 23 Feb 2018
Location: Near Llanybydder (near Puff!)
Posts: 4582

Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

Or there's this definition: Kayleigh(adj): rather like Kale.
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
Post #229583915th Jun 2022 12:42 pm
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NoDo$h
 


Member Since: 02 May 2006
Location: Finding new and exciting ways to milk badgers.
Posts: 19689

Ukraine 

Do you remember, dancing in stilettoes in the snow?
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
Post #229584015th Jun 2022 12:53 pm
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HWN
 


Member Since: 23 Feb 2018
Location: Near Llanybydder (near Puff!)
Posts: 4582

Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

Yes, you had wandering hands, you naughty boy.
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
Post #229584115th Jun 2022 12:54 pm
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Hardware
 


Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
Posts: 13019

United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

So, apologies for the FB link but can't download and reshare at the moment.

This is cctv from an Italian friend of a friend querying the point of fencing he installs to keep a certain animal off his land.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbi...sn=scwspwa
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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
Post #229604816th Jun 2022 8:20 pm
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HWN
 


Member Since: 23 Feb 2018
Location: Near Llanybydder (near Puff!)
Posts: 4582

Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

Boaring, Dean! More Sharron Davies, please.
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
Post #229605016th Jun 2022 8:22 pm
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RRSTDV8
 


Member Since: 07 Apr 2014
Location: Here
Posts: 13550

United Kingdom 

Oh, Hugh, that was weak. To the back of the class with you!



Rolling with laughter
 Visiting from rrsport.co.uk
2012 RRS SDV6
2008 RRS TDV8
"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!" 
 
Post #229605416th Jun 2022 9:11 pm
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Disco_Mikey
 


Member Since: 29 May 2007
Location: Dundee, Scotland
Posts: 20841

Scotland 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Cairns BlueDiscovery 3

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 My D3 Build Thread

TDV8 Retrofit Build Thread 
 
Post #229610717th Jun 2022 5:56 am
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JordsDisco
 


Member Since: 22 May 2020
Location: Newcastle
Posts: 1616

United Kingdom 2008 Discovery 3 3.0 SDV6 GS Manual Santorini BlackDiscovery 3








  
Post #229617717th Jun 2022 7:53 pm
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Paul J.
 


Member Since: 09 Dec 2005
Location: Leafy Cheshire
Posts: 7627

United Kingdom 

I always suspected this to be the case …… Whistle Laughing


 An ex-Disco3 / FFRR owner ......

..... now on the JLR electric highway. 
 
Post #229629719th Jun 2022 11:04 am
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Disco_Mikey
 


Member Since: 29 May 2007
Location: Dundee, Scotland
Posts: 20841

Scotland 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Cairns BlueDiscovery 3

I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations Laughing
 My D3 Build Thread

TDV8 Retrofit Build Thread 
 
Post #229629919th Jun 2022 11:20 am
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Moo
D3 Decade 


Member Since: 13 Aug 2010
Location: UK
Posts: 14409

Ukraine 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

So your default dialect is English.... Whistle
 D4 HSE EU6 (Known as Jeeves)

New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!) Sold

Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)

Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)

No longer the Old Buses original owner Sad
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control 
 
Post #229631319th Jun 2022 1:10 pm
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Disco_Mikey
 


Member Since: 29 May 2007
Location: Dundee, Scotland
Posts: 20841

Scotland 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Cairns BlueDiscovery 3

Default dialect is illegible
 My D3 Build Thread

TDV8 Retrofit Build Thread 
 
Post #229631619th Jun 2022 1:33 pm
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john watson
 


Member Since: 10 Nov 2011
Location: lanark
Posts: 970

Scotland 2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 XS Manual Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

Moo would suggest you do some on the ground research and spend a week in Dundee and then go south into Fife and then determine what language they speak. I’d like to know you conclusions.
 Once you have defeated the idiots any job is half done. Pity there are so many idiots to defeat.  
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nigethecat
 


Member Since: 11 Sep 2016
Location: Marnoch
Posts: 4244

Ukraine 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Commercial XS Auto Corris GreyDiscovery 4

They speak Doric up here Confused I'm still struggling to understand some of the locals after 20 years !

https://banffmacduffheritagetrail.co.uk/wp...IONARY.pdf
 I want to see the sweets before I get into your windowless van... I'm not stupid!

Corris Grey D4 Commercial SE 2016
Zermatt Sliver 2007 D3 SE manual (gone)
Indus Silver D4 HSE 2015 (gone)
Bonatti Grey D3 HSE 2006 (gone)
White D3 S (LHD) 2007 (gone)
Firenze Red D4 HSE 2014 (gone)
Black RRS 3.6TDV8 2008 (gone)
Rusty Green Defender 110 1997 (gone)
Black FL2 HSE 2013 (gone) 
 
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